be nice to female gamers

(over headset playing a game)

Gamer guy: haha noob see this is why girls can't play video games
gamer girl1: oh really? why? cause we keep wooping your ass?
Gamer guy: no now shut up and make me a sandwich bitch
Gamer girl1: ok as you wish (chants some words)
Gamer guy: what's that supposed to be you.....your losing chant?
gamer girl:  oh you'll see (continues chanting)
Gamer guy: ugh wh...why do i feel so light and yet so full wh....what are you doi.....

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Gamer girl:(with her mic muted) oh look at that a nice sandwich just appeared i think i'll have to eat you you just look too yummy not to
Sandwich(mentally): please no turn me back please i'll never insult another person ever just let me go please
Gamer girl 1(turns her mic back on): ok (chomp) now where were we(chomp)
Gamer girl 2: hey what are you eating
Gamer girl 1: well (chomp) haven't you noticed that demonslayer62 has dropped out of the game?
Gamer girl 2: oh you're nasty, i wonder if any nice guys will come on, but i doubt it and i just ate, maybe they would enjoy being my panties instead
Gamer girl 1: well i was in my rights to do it this time he told me to make him a sandwich so i did(chomp), though i love your idea of making them clothes, they're just harder to explain (chomp)
Gamer girl 2:it's just a shame that the spells ware off after 24 hours
Gamer girl 1: yeah well something tells me that won't help this guy even if he does turn back he'll be nothing but my shit in the sewers (laughs and takes the last bite)
sandwich(mentally) please let me go i can feel myself melting in here in your stomach pl..........

new ideas

ok i've hit a bit of a blank on ideas, so i would like you to all give me some ideas on caps to make, so just let me know below here in comments, and if i find you have an idea and don't share it i'll make sure you spend a long time in a shop, i'm not saying what type of shop though.