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Friday 15 June 2012

clean up your act

you- mmmmmppppppphhhh
wife- stop your complaining you're the one who cheated on me with that skank and now you have to pay for it
you- mmmmppppphhhhhh
wife- i said stop complaining, you can't talk very well with your mouth filled with soap (she lifts you up and cleans you off with water)
you-mm...ugh please let me out of here i'm sorry i cheated but this is too far
wife- well you promised me you'd clean up your act so you got this
you- this isn't what i meant please let me go
wife- fine then i'll let you go
you- re....really?
wife- yes defenitely (she lifts you up and hovers you over the bin) so still sure you want me to let you go?
you- please, please let me be a man i don't want to be a sponge
wife- well choose, sponge or rot in the trash
you- (crying and in a quiet voice)- i want to be yours, let me be your sponge
wife-(brings you back over the table) i'm glad we had this talk now then to put you away til i need you again
you- (cry as you are put away in a dark box the taste of cleaning solution still in your mouth as a permenant reminder of what you had become)

time for makeup

witch- thank you so much for agreeing to be my makeup for the night dear boy, but a fashion witch has to be able to show her true self somehow so we do it in acting
you- let me out of here
witch- i'm afraid i can't do that cause right now you're plastered all over my face so the spell is now permenant
you- please it's getting hard....to remember
witch- well that's good it means then that you're blending more with my skin which is the downside of the magic makeup i get your face stuck showing for a while
you- please i felt like nothing and i can see from your face and from a chair because you spilled some of me over it
witch- well good, it means then once i wash you off you'll then merge with the chair as well
you- please i'm begging you let me out
witch- how about no now you be quiet silly makeup or i'll wipe you off with a makeup wipe and leave you in the toilets to hopefully be mistaken as toilet roll
you-mmmmmppppphhhh
witch- finally he's merged with my face now time for my appearance, and don't worry makeup, there should still be enough for 2 more shows use of you so you can hug to my face for 2 more nights til the only part left of you is in that chair.
you-...............(cry mentally as you stay stuck to her face as she goes onto the stage)

clubbing dress

you should have listened to everyone when they said to stay away from the fashion witches who lived across the road from you. But your curiosity got the better of you. Now all you are is a dress tightly hugging your owners curves making her look good, but you still hope you can get out soon before you forget everything about your human life and just become a dress so if anyone can hear me "LET ME OUT BEF....don't i make my owner look pretty"

Thursday 14 June 2012

double trouble

you have pissed off one of the most powerful fashion witches in the world and she isn't happy. So she has split you in half and trapped half of you in her tights and the other half as the sole of her shoe. Enjoy your new life