dildofied

witch: so many dildos, i think i should be about ready to open the shop now. Just think soon you'll all be plunged deep inside your owners giving them pleasure as they wish, while tormenting you unknowingly...i wonder what a never ending erection would feel like as your whole body, constantly aroused and never able to get off....mmm the thought of it is making me aroused, i think i'll take one of you home with me instead of selling you, and i know just which one i want

 *she reaches into the pile and pulls out YOU*

witch: yes you'll do nicely, time to meet your new best friend for the rest of your life, mmm an eternity of darkness in my panties, drinking my wetness, let's go i'm sure i can find a few more men on the way to turn into other more useful items, after all...the market has been so open without ashley stealing everyone first hehehe, i'm sure she'll enjoy her existance as that stripers thong, but i'm sure you'll enjoy your existance even more

you:scream mentally as she rushes out to the toilet, pulling you from your packaging and thrusts you deeply inside her

baby bottle

as there was an issue with one of the requested captions I will post it the good old fashioned way and put the text onto the page with the image

you:honey this feels weird, i know i said i would do whatever i could to help but...

wife: no buts, you are helping so much by being our daughters bottle, especially with all the milk you're providing us with

you:but what happens when i'm empty?

wife:well that's when the fun starts and you become our daughter

you: wait what?! i can't become my own daughter

wife:well a little late for that, the spell can't be reversed, so you either have to merge or be stuck as a baby bottle with milk forever

you: but i don't want either i.....

wife: finally the silencer must have kicked in, oh well...feeding time darling, i hope you're ready to absorb daddy into you

you:*scream mentally as your daughter begins to drink from you feeling yourself already starting to merge with her*

what is this madness?

what is this? has the site been hacked? there are never any posts here any more?

well guess again, i've put together a few captions...mainly the ones that have sat in the requests section for about the past year and a half, i may try to make a few more and post them but no promises.

So without further adu

Google changes

OK guys not exactly the comeback you were probably thinking this would be but don't worry that will (hopefuly) be not too far away.

This is more to let the word out of possible changes in the way blogger blogs are run and viewed.

The reason for this is google has announced a change to blogs with sexual content(i'm not sure if this will be classed under the inanimate transformation blogs out there but just to be made aware of it)

http://mashable.com/2015/02/24/google-banishes-pornography-blogger/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

Due to this i'm not entirely sure on what the situation will be with the blogs , such as will the blogs just be unfindable with searches or will the links from other blog locations help us to keep track of the blogs and still alow access.

However I would say that blogs should be ready for the possiblity of their blogs being unfindable.


However before everyone goes off on a mass rush to restart their blogs on another platform such as wordpress I would have a suggestion to any blog authors.

If this does cause the blogs to go to set access meaning the blogs can only befound by set people, would the idea of a joint colaboration blog be of interest?
 Kinda curious about peoples views on that or would the idea of too many people working on the same blog be too much like brabound?

Well leave a comment on what you think of the idea and if you have any other information in regards to the takedowns