double trouble

you have pissed off one of the most powerful fashion witches in the world and she isn't happy. So she has split you in half and trapped half of you in her tights and the other half as the sole of her shoe. Enjoy your new life

being sold as tights

Your wife didn't waste any time after she transformed you. She turned you into opaque tights and packed you away into a packet. Now your folded over yourself in a packet hanging in a store. Now all you can do is wait there for someone to buy you and wear you then at least you will be doing something but she said you'd never be human again so you just accept your fate and get on with your waiting

black tights

 I hope you enjoy being my tights cause you'll be them for quite a while so you'd better start to love the smell of my feet and my farts cause you'll be smelling them for quite a long time to come