time for makeup

witch- thank you so much for agreeing to be my makeup for the night dear boy, but a fashion witch has to be able to show her true self somehow so we do it in acting
you- let me out of here
witch- i'm afraid i can't do that cause right now you're plastered all over my face so the spell is now permenant
you- please it's getting hard....to remember
witch- well that's good it means then that you're blending more with my skin which is the downside of the magic makeup i get your face stuck showing for a while
you- please i felt like nothing and i can see from your face and from a chair because you spilled some of me over it
witch- well good, it means then once i wash you off you'll then merge with the chair as well
you- please i'm begging you let me out
witch- how about no now you be quiet silly makeup or i'll wipe you off with a makeup wipe and leave you in the toilets to hopefully be mistaken as toilet roll
you-mmmmmppppphhhh
witch- finally he's merged with my face now time for my appearance, and don't worry makeup, there should still be enough for 2 more shows use of you so you can hug to my face for 2 more nights til the only part left of you is in that chair.
you-...............(cry mentally as you stay stuck to her face as she goes onto the stage)

lippy

you had always looked at women and wondered why women needed so much makeup. But now you know why some of them have so much... it's because they have transformed men into them and used them. And now you know what it's like to be transformed and used. Why did you have to ask why she needed so much lipstick. Now you're stuck as this until you run done and then live the rest of your life as nothing more than a smudge inside a lipstick tube... great