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Saturday 12 September 2015

baby bottle

as there was an issue with one of the requested captions I will post it the good old fashioned way and put the text onto the page with the image

you:honey this feels weird, i know i said i would do whatever i could to help but...

wife: no buts, you are helping so much by being our daughters bottle, especially with all the milk you're providing us with

you:but what happens when i'm empty?

wife:well that's when the fun starts and you become our daughter

you: wait what?! i can't become my own daughter

wife:well a little late for that, the spell can't be reversed, so you either have to merge or be stuck as a baby bottle with milk forever

you: but i don't want either i.....

wife: finally the silencer must have kicked in, oh well...feeding time darling, i hope you're ready to absorb daddy into you

you:*scream mentally as your daughter begins to drink from you feeling yourself already starting to merge with her*

1 comment:

  1. what if he were to became a baby diaper.

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