toilet paper- one in twelve

It's been soo long since she made me her toilet paper I can't even remember which one i am anymore she just used a roll up last time so she is going to need a new roll next time. Oh here she comes. She reaching over to me No don't put me next to the toilet to be used your gas is bad enough without having to clean your dirty crack It's no use she can't hear me. Why did I have to say I wanted to become an object and mmmmpppphhh